You know you're a dyke when....

You change your truck oil more often than your bed sheets.

The thought of wearing a dress or anything pink makes you want to vomit.

Comfortable is more important than fashionable, in fact what is fashionable?

You look like a cross between a member of the cast of prisoner cell block H and Shakin Stevens.

You begin to shake when you have to hold your girlfriend's purse.

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