- The Femme's always makes THE RULES.
- THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
- No Butch can possibly know all of THE RULES.
- If the Femme suspects that the Butch knows all of THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
- The Femme is never wrong.
- If it appears that the Femme is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something that the Butch did or said wrong.
- If Rule #6 applies, the Butch must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
- The Femme can change her mind at any time.
- The Butch must never change her mind without the express, written consent of The Femme.
- The Femme has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The Butch must remain calm at all times, unless the Femme wants her Butch to be angry or upset.
- The Femme must, under no circumstances, let the Butch know whether she wants her to be angry or upset.
- The Butch is expected to read the mind of the Femme at all times.
- At all times, what is important is what the Femme meant, not what she said.
- If the Butch doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because she can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
- If the Femme has PMS, all of THE RULES are null and void and the Butch must cater to her every whim.
- Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
- If the Butch, at any time, believes that she is right, she must refer to Rule #5.
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