Gay Flight Attendant

I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight
attendant. At one point,he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced, "The Captain
has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you
could just put up your trays, that would be great."

I did as he had instructed, but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later,
our flight attendant came back and said to her, "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over
the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can
land the plane."

She still wouldn't comply. Now the attendent was getting rather angry and asked her again
to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said "In my country, I am called a
'Princess,' and I take orders from no one."

Our flight attendant replied "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a 'Queen' and I outrank
you, damn it -- now, put the tray up!"